1分钟直连楼上的已婚女子

　　帮帮（黄子华 饰）是屯门的“土著”，长这么大了他还从来没有离开过屯门，对外面的世界充满恐惧。帮帮一直寄居在姐姐家里，整日游手好闲、不务正业，期望有朝一日能找到一条发财妙计。一日，帮帮遇上了丑女士碌架（郭羡妮 饰），对她产生了好感，于是决心为了她而改变；而士碌架因为帮帮的侧面极像她已经离世的父亲，对他亦心生好感。两人越走越近。　　一次帮帮偶然发现了一个色魔在企图侮辱一名少女，惊慌之下大喊救命经色魔吓跑救回了少女。一个发财妙计在帮帮的脑中产生，那就是每次收取独自回家的少女8到10元不等，充当她们的临时保镖。在士碌架的渲染下，“屯门有色魔”这件事很快传遍了街坊，一时间人人人自危，于是帮帮的生意开始火爆起来。眼看发财在即，两人都十分开心，可是，好景不长……

四个背景经历各不相同的年轻人在北京的一个出租屋里喝酒，但因为想法不一，互相有一些矛盾然后打了一架，警察介入，之后结束。

　　接连发生的凶杀案让负责这一片区治安的警官郑泰锡（金武烈 饰）感到非常的头痛，种种线索表明，这些案件均是同一人所为。这一天，黑帮大佬张东秀（马东锡 饰）也遭到了神秘男子的袭击，身受重伤的他为了挽回自己在业内的名声，决定和郑泰锡联手调查此案，一正一邪两拨人马虽然目的相同，但仍然爆发了诸多的矛盾。郑泰锡和张东秀达成了协议，如果哪一方先抓到了连环杀手，那么这个人就可以任凭那一方处置。　　就这样，郑泰锡和张东秀马不停蹄的展开了调查，随着时间的推移，针锋相对的两人之间慢慢产生了信任和友谊。与此同时，他们发现，他们所面对的杀人魔，要远比他们所想像的邪恶的多。

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...